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Hire Me Plz by *I-Man10000:iconI-Man10000:

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Went shopping for job hunting gear... Wouldn't you love to see me with this facial expression saying "Hire me please?"

Shirt: $30
Tie: $55
Pants: $40
Total after tax: $141.23
Expression: Priceless

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*12of8 Dec 12, 2007, 10:30:59 PM
If I still ran my computer store, I'd hire you in a heartbeat. We prolly wouldn't get much done, but god would we have fun blowing up the old p.o.s. machines people dumped on us, lol!

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Go be The Doctor's friend. You will be glad you did. :D
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*I-Man10000 Dec 12, 2007, 11:05:18 PM
ROFL, probably... I've been wanting to get my hands on some black powder and lengths of rocket fuse (cannon fuse)
Been wanting to open an old hard drive and fill it up with the boom stuff and use a vent hole for the fuse :P

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“Only a life lived for others is worth living” -Albert Einstein

Come buy some shiny goggles so I can eat
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*chili7beanz Dec 13, 2007, 8:18:33 AM
o: Good luck with your job hunting, : D
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*12of8 Dec 13, 2007, 10:01:56 AM
it's actually easy to make fuse. Get some 100% cotton yarn or candle wick, the type that doesn't have metal in it. Get it wet. Then roll it in black powder. You can use the powder taken out of bottle rockets, firecrackers, etc. You will want to roll it back and forth so the powder gets ingrained in the weave of the wick (or yarn). Then the waiting begins. You have to let it dry thoroughly. Depending on the humidity it will prolly take a few days to a week. It works well though, once it's dry. :)

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Go be The Doctor's friend. You will be glad you did. :D
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~xxmorbid-deathxx Dec 13, 2007, 11:51:55 AM
bahahaha! More like "Hi. I'll eat your soul if you don't hire me. " Boink!

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life kicks you in the balls-- well....ya' really don't come back from that...
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*I-Man10000 Dec 13, 2007, 12:45:24 PM
ROFL

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“Only a life lived for others is worth living” -Albert Einstein

Come buy some shiny goggles so I can eat
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*I-Man10000 Dec 13, 2007, 12:46:13 PM
hehehe

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“Only a life lived for others is worth living” -Albert Einstein

Come buy some shiny goggles so I can eat
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*I-Man10000 Dec 13, 2007, 12:50:11 PM
but I'm looking for like 50 feet of this stuff, and as well, black powder isn't that easy to get... aka Canadian laws require a special permit/licence and its heavily regulated D:
and I don't want to be crushing black powder... too dangerous in my opinion... if anything, I'd use gunpowder if it'd work, lol

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“Only a life lived for others is worth living” -Albert Einstein

Come buy some shiny goggles so I can eat
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